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Last Call Failed
Dear AT&T,
I probably should have done this in person, but when I tried to call to set up a date, I couldn’t get a working signal. But that shouldn’t surprise you, since you’ve refused to come into my apartment since the day we met. And I couldn’t meet you in public, since you’re clearly scared of crowds. But here goes…
Let’s be honest with each other- it’s been a rough 2.5 years. You never really appreciated me, assuming I would always be there. You thought you were one of a kind, and you were, until now. Maybe you knew this day was coming, which is why you really gave up these last few weeks and have been absolutely pitiful.
This time, it’s easy to say it’s you. And this break-up is for life. I’ll have my all my stuff out in 2 weeks.
-Jonathan
